THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Shikamaru, Temari (Hurr durr, what a big surprise!), Kakashi
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ShikaTema (no WAAAAIIII), SasuSaku
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Neither. I HAVE skimmed a hentai ShikaTema doujin though, skimmed here being the key word. I couldn’t bear the sight of Shikamaru’s uh, member because I’m a prude like that >>
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Lol heck naw
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a calendar, a Shikamaru keychain, a Shikamaru figure and a Temari figure as well. You can imagine what I made my figures do. It’s quite obvious.
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No, because I am rational enough to see that THEY ARE FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina because I cannot imagine Naruto ever doing the deed. Also, Kiba is one sexy sexy sexy man ninja.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. I don’t know why I like them as much as I do.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, because I actually like everyone on that team.
10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Never did.
11. Do you support the ‘Yondaime is Naruto’s father’ theory? I didn’t care at the time. I wasn’t even a Naruto fan then dammit.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Mmmm. Sasori. He has a nice chest.
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Sasuke is indeed really annoying. But he is hot. And that’s the only thing that really matters.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? My attention span isn’t that long, sorry.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Hale no. If I do hear some interesting spoilers (this is a very rare occurence btw), then I do read the chapter.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I’m not a psychologist. Go ask one.
17. Sub or dub? I tend to prefer subs. It just sounds weird seeing them speak English. Besides, Noriaki Sugiyama and the dude who voices Shikamaru have really hot voices.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neutral. Sakura’s just…there. In my daydreams though, she’s played by Park Gahee, who is like so omg omg fabulous fierce and beautiful, so I guess I am kind of Pro-Sakura.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I never really cared.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Beast. I’m sorry. Gai is ugly. He IS fierce, though.
22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Shikamaru looks hawt as a chick.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird and awesome, idk.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Huh. I don’t know.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Sometimes. Most of the time I am either bored, disgusted or a combination of both.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I used to. Then I realized how horrible I was at fanfic writing. However, I am very proud of this one crack fic I made. It was serious at first, but then I ended up waxing poetic over Sasuke’s..yeah.
27. Do you like lemons? I find them weird.
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom calls it ‘Nurutu’. My dad just makes fun of me.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Noo.
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? One. It introduced me to that wonderful song, Fucking on the Dancefloor.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes. I do go to a school full of nerds.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said ‘WTF is this?’ Yeah.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? I am not that obsessive, thank you very much.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Hale no.
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really.
37. Do you support the ‘Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader’ theory? Nope.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: Yes, but they are insanely craptastic and I want to forget I ever made those pieces of trash. NEVER AGAIN.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No. But Ulquiorra is. You know, with the wings and raccoon eyes and all. That is why Ulquiorra >>>> Sasuke anyday.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Only narutards would say yes. I am a not narutard.
