The Narutard Survey, picked up from the author page of a Narutard.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY: NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Shikamaru, Temari (Hurr durr, what a big surprise!), Kakashi

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? ShikaTema (no WAAAAIIII), SasuSaku

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Neither. I HAVE skimmed a hentai ShikaTema doujin though, skimmed here being the key word. I couldn’t bear the sight of Shikamaru’s uh, member because I’m a prude like that >>

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Lol heck naw

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have a calendar, a Shikamaru keychain, a Shikamaru figure and a Temari figure as well. You can imagine what I made my figures do. It’s quite obvious.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? No, because I am rational enough to see that THEY ARE FICTIONAL. FICTIONAL.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? KibaHina because I cannot imagine Naruto ever doing the deed. Also, Kiba is one sexy sexy sexy man ninja.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku. I don’t know why I like them as much as I do.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, because I actually like everyone on that team.

10. Do you support the Obito theory (Tobi=Obito)? Never did.

11. Do you support the ‘Yondaime is Naruto’s father’ theory? I didn’t care at the time. I wasn’t even a Naruto fan then dammit.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Mmmm. Sasori. He has a nice chest.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Sasuke is indeed really annoying. But he is hot. And that’s the only thing that really matters.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? My attention span isn’t that long, sorry.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Hale no. If I do hear some interesting spoilers (this is a very rare occurence btw), then I do read the chapter.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? I’m not a psychologist. Go ask one.

17. Sub or dub? I tend to prefer subs. It just sounds weird seeing them speak English. Besides, Noriaki Sugiyama and the dude who voices Shikamaru have really hot voices.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Neutral. Sakura’s just…there. In my daydreams though, she’s played by Park Gahee, who is like so omg omg fabulous fierce and beautiful, so I guess I am kind of Pro-Sakura.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? I never really cared.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yep.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly Beast. I’m sorry. Gai is ugly. He IS fierce, though.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser? Shikamaru looks hawt as a chick.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Weird and awesome, idk.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Huh. I don’t know.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Sometimes. Most of the time I am either bored, disgusted or a combination of both.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? I used to. Then I realized how horrible I was at fanfic writing. However, I am very proud of this one crack fic I made. It was serious at first, but then I ended up waxing poetic over Sasuke’s..yeah.

27. Do you like lemons? I find them weird.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom calls it ‘Nurutu’. My dad just makes fun of me.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Noo.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? One. It introduced me to that wonderful song, Fucking on the Dancefloor.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Nope.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes. I do go to a school full of nerds.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said ‘WTF is this?’ Yeah.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? I am not that obsessive, thank you very much.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Hale no.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Not really.

37. Do you support the ‘Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader’ theory? Nope.

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery: Yes, but they are insanely craptastic and I want to forget I ever made those pieces of trash. NEVER AGAIN.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No. But Ulquiorra is. You know, with the wings and raccoon eyes and all. That is why Ulquiorra >>>> Sasuke anyday.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Only narutards would say yes. I am a not narutard.

For the shits and giggles

According to my ever-trusty eljayjay (LiveJournal, for those of you who do not understand the retard-ity that is Kami-speak), I haven’t blogged since late May. Which is vair vair vair weird, since you know, school starts in June and I’m supposed to have a hell lot of shit to blog about now because I have a bunch of new experiences and all that jazz.

But.

But.

Buuuuuuuut the thing is, third year hasn’t exactly been easy. Third year is basically full of 1) lab reports, 2) awkwardness and 3) non-lulzy ‘lulz’. In other words, it’s boring. Very boring. I don’t even have a damn crush to keep me interested! Well, right now I don’t. Two months ago, I did have a crush on someone and that made me happy for awhile but now I’m so over him. Bascally I have no inspiration no more. Nothing makes me want to go to school, nothing makes me want to blog. Life’s boring as fuck.

So in order to put a stop to the monotony that is my life, I’ll start blogging every week. God knows I need an outlet — something to do, dammit! Also, I has to improve mah social skillz. They eez horrible. It needsie work.

Shits and giggles to you too.

Facebook meme that isn’t posted on Facebook. Mwahaha~

1. Last beverage
- water
2. Last phone call
- I dun remember
3. Last text message
- Tanya?
4. Last song you listened to
- Kailan by Bamboo. IRA CRUZ, ILY.
5. Last time you cried
- Hm. I don’t remember. I don’t remember a lot of things.

SIX HAVE YOU EVER

1. Dated someone twice
- YES, I haven’t dated someone twice.
2. Been cheated on?
- YES. Gerico was cheating during that one Go Fish game we played.
3. Kissed someone & regretted it?
- No
4. Lost someone special?
- I spilled milk over the Haruhi Suzumiya color pages. It completely destroyed them.
5. Been depressed?
- Nope
6. Been drunk and threw up?
- I haven’t thrown up in 4 years.

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:

1. black
2. grey
3. hot pink
4. green

HAVE YOU:

1. Made new friends
- No. Can my sarcasm be detected?
2. Fallen out of love
- with my grey converse shoes. I’m sorry, but you have stepped on waay too much crap to ever be usable.
3. Laughed until you cried
- I know someone who did.
4. Met someone who changed you
- Moi.
5. Found out who your true friends were
- Hello there, Internet.
6. Found out someone was talking about you
- everyone does. no surprises there.
7. Kissed anyone on your friends’ list
- on the cheek. they’re family, obviously.
8. How many people on your friends’ list do you know in real life
- almost everyone.
9. How many kids do you want to have
- over 9000. no, seriously.
10. Do you have any pets
- uhhh yes?
11. Do you want to change your name
- to Mrs. Ira Cruz? HELL YES.
12. What did you do for your last birthday
- ate bananas
13. What time did you wake up today
- um. 7?
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for
-  Ira Cruz to get back here in davao. The man is hot.
16. Last time you saw your father
- April…5…I think.
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
- my feet. they ugly.
18. What are you listening to right now
- nothing
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom?
- i’ve watched an animal named tom
20. What’s getting on your nerves right now?
- the fact that i have to get dressed soon
21. Most visited web page
- TV Tropes, People (yes, I’m kinda shallow), Livejournal, Bleachness and Youtube

1. What’s your name
- Kami
2. Nicknames
- Kami, Kam-Kam, Kammerz
3. Relationship Status
- Single and very much content
4. Zodiac sign
- pisces
5. Male or female or transgendered
- transgendered. I was a man in my past life, I think.
6. Elementary
- Ateneeo. I’m not very proud of that.
7. High school
- Pisaaay.
8. College
- I dun know yet
11. Long or short
- I like em short. My hair, that is.
16. Height
- 5’10”
17. Do you have a crush on someone?
- Ummmm no
18. What do you like about yourself?
- Everything. there’s a reason why people call me vain.
19. Piercings
-  maybe
20. Tattoos
- maybbbeee
21. Righty or lefty
- righty

FIRSTS :

22. First surgery
- on mah ear
23. First piercing
- ears
24. First best friend
- sonia something. dun remember
25. First kiss
-  air
26. First sport you joined
- swimming. i sucked.
27. First pet
- doggggieee
28. First vacation
- dunno
29. First concert
- yesterday. IRA CRUZ ILY.
30. First crush
-  Barney the dinosaur. No, really.

RIGHT NOW:

49. Eating
- was eating, more like it.
50. Drinking
- same as above, only replace ‘eating’ with ..you get the idea.
52. I’m about to
- type this phrase
53. Listening to
- the mellifluous sound of someone washing the dishes. Aaah, peace.
55. Waiting for
- school to start. I is really bored with summer nao, kk?

YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids?
- hell yes.Someone needs to carry on my good name, bitch!
59. Want to get married?
- Not really.  It’s..not that much of a big deal, to be honest.
60. Careers in mind?
- model. designer. mangaka. actress. owner of a quaint, quirky store on Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco.

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

68. Lips or eyes
- eyes
69. Hugs or kisses
- neither?
70. Shorter or taller
- taller plz.
71. Older or Younger
- older. As long as he isn’t old enough to be my father. That’s too creepy.
72. Romantic or spontaneous
- OR is a nice word.
73. Nice stomach or nice arms
- BOTH is nicer.
74. Sensitive or loud
- not too loud, lest my ears bleed. not too sensitive. cuz hello, only one person can experience PMS in a relationship. And that’s me.
75. Hook-up or relationship
- I dunno.
77. Trouble maker or hesitant
- Hesitant, yet finds herself in the midst of all the trouble due to her insane friends.

HAVE YOU EVER :

78. Kissed a stranger
- no
79. Drank hard liquor
- no
80. Lost glasses/contacts
- yup
81. Sex on first date
- I’m not that kind of person,kthnxbai
82. Broken someone’s heart
- I broke my own heart when I had to decide between the two Code Geass illustration books.
83. Had your own heart broken
- by….? No one yet, thank God.
85. Been arrested
- nope
86. Turned someone down
- yersh
87. Cried when someone died
- Duh. I’m not that much of a female dog, ya know.
88. Liked a friend that is a girl?
- of course i like my friends. They’re awesome <3

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

89. Yourself
- I’m a girl who loves to look at herself in the mirror. Of course I believe in mahself.
90. Miracles
-  Possibly.
91. Love at first sight
- I also believe in lust at first sight. Or second sight.
92. Heaven
- Maybe. It would be nice to think that after I die, I’d go to a nice, happy place filled with happy people (like Christian Bale and Ira Cruz. Yum)
93. Santa Claus
-  HECK YES
94. The Tooth Fairy
- Yup. Even if I only received 5 pesos every time a tooth fell out, you kuripot…fairy person.
95. Kiss on the first date?
- Dunno. Seems romantic in the movies though. But then again, movies always lie.
96. Angels
- &Demons? EWAN MCGREGOR’S INNIT. Must be made of win and awesome.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
- no. there’s a lot of people i want to be with now. I has harem, ya know.
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
- I do not sink to such low levels.
99. Is there someone you wish you’d never loved?
- Um. No.
100. Posting this as 100 Truths?
- Look for yourself.

Unfolding

I’ve been having problems(not technical problems!) with my livejournal lately. It’s not that I don’t love it anymore (and I’m not going to any time soon. That journal is my baby). It was my first actual blog that people read.  It wasn’t an immature self-centered blog unlike my first few ones on blogspot. Jesus, they were horrible. I was immensely confident that people actually read that sorry excuse for a blog and even posted ‘weekly videos’ that usually involved Mariah Carey for their enjoyment. In my defense, I was 9./shifty eyes

It’s just..I don’t seem to have the will to even post there now. I know it seems hypocritical that I’m posting here, in WordPress, and not there, in my dearly beloved Eljay. I have friends there, both online and offline, but I know that I’ve grown apart from them. And it’s pretty much all my fault.  To be honest, the only reason why I still hang around LiveJournal is because 1) That’s where I get most of my Bleach updates and 2) teh icons, journal layouts and profile layouts are purdy. Pretty much it.

So have I truly matured and gone past the Livejournal phase? Maybe not, though I am sure that I am not that fandom n00b I was two years ago. Remind me not of that time. It’s painful and embarrassing looking at those entries.Whenever I read them, I just want to slap my younger self and go, “WTF, man! What the hell were you thinking? Grow up!”. In 2 years time, I’ll probably be saying those very words to the present-me.

Damn, I deviated from the original topic. AGAIN. Bottom line is, Livejournal isn’t that same mecca I used to think it was. It’s time to move on to bigger and better things now.

Trampoline Heavyweights presents…

Why helo thar! This is the anime/manga/fandom doo-dah discussion blog of Kami, aka primeisteh. As said, this blog created mainly so thar I could rant, fangirl, ramble on to my heart’s content about any anime/manga/fandom-related things that happen to float my boat. But my rants won’t be limited to those topics.I will also be occasionally posting about the funny shit that happens in my daily life, though I assure you, my life is not the main focus here.

Here is a handy list of my fandoms, pairings, likes and dislikes. Enjoy ♥!

Fandoms: Code Geass, Bleach, Naruto, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Gakuen Alice, The Wallflower, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Kuroshitsuji, Samurai Champloo, Death Note, School Rumble, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Chuck, Ugly Betty, 90210, Harry Potter, Princess Diaries, Artemis Fowl, Gossip Girl

Pairings (OTPs only): Lelouch/Kallen (Code Geass), Ichigo/Rukia(Bleach), Shikamaru/Temari(Naruto), Mikan/Natsume(Gakuen Alice), Kyohei/Sunako(The Wallflower), Kyoya/Haruhi(OHSHC), Zero/Yuki(Vampire Knight), Kyon/Haruhi(Suzumiya Haruhi), Yakumo/Harima(School Rumble), Xander/Willow(Buffy), Navid/Adriana (90210), Chuck/Sarah(Chuck), Daniel/Betty(Ugly Betty), James/Lily(HP), Michael/Mia(Princess Diaries), Holly/Artemis(Artemis Fowl), Rufus/Lily(Gossip Girl)

Likes: Christian Bale’s sexy ass, trampolines, Twitter, Fashion Wars, ballet flats, looking for random blogs to stalk, Ewan Mcgregor – especially in Moulin Rouge, black and white pictures of Sid Vicious, playing Guitar Hero, Crumpy Hazelnut Spread, Persian kitties, naps, jumping over hurdles, imagining Temari as Heidi Klum, Heidi Klum, most Victoria’s Secret supermodels, Robi Domingo, my router, Social Science, dressing up

Dislikes: most Filipino OPM songs, tv shows and movies, page load errors, Internet Explorer, Friendster, that overused peace sign in pictures, Friendster, social networking sites in general, short short shorts, Twilight, skinny skinny jeans on guys, rude people, things that smell funky, extremely loud people

So there you have it. Me in a nutshell. After reading this horrible introduction, it’s up to you to decide if you’d really want to continue on reading the anime discussion blog of a 15 year old girl. You may follow it, criticize it, read it purely for the lulz or ignore it, but this blog is here to stay. At least until I create another blog. That’s not going to happen yet. I think. I hope you enjoyed this post! Cheers.